The title was meant in a very sarcastic way. Right now, I have a horrible canker sore. it hurts. A lot. And is positioned perfectly as to make teeth brushing one of the worst experiences of my life. Being the scientific person I am, and with spare time (on account of shorter teeth brushing times…) I decided to look up exactly the cause of canker sores. This is what I found:

Doctors do not know what causes canker sores, but they may be triggered by stress, poor nutrition, food allergies, menstrual periods and trauma.

Which is super cute. Because according to that definition, I should be lucky MY ENTIRE FACE doesn’t morph into a massive sore. Thaaaaaanks life. I appreciate it.

(not mine, GIS)