Calculus is evil. It is the embodiment of everything unpatriotic that wants to harm America. (I’m pretty sure it was Hitler’s favorite pastime). It likes to kick puppies. When you don’t look, it pick’s its nose and puts them on your favorite pillow case. It makes sure to tinkle on the seat in public restrooms. It moved your carpet a couple inches and bunches it so you’ll trip.

In short, what I am getting at is that calculus is quite evil. All my calculations seem to confirm this. Too bad I can’t do the calculus to check.

(PS- or I could just be not enjoying math. Which is sad, given we’re still reviewing trig and haven’t even started with the calculus. Oh my.)